What a fantastic start to the working week! Firstly I wake up at like 4am to what sounded like ninty seven cats in an all out brawl so I get out of bed and begrudgingly toddle outside in my nighty to hunt around for my Banjo.
Sure enough after calling him a few times he comes around from the front yard looking so bushy you'd think he was feral but he thankfully wasn't hurt. I took him inside but achieved nothing but freezing my arse off.
Before I know it it's seven am and I have to get up and shower which I do without any trouble, then I proceed to hunt for clothes to wear, I put on a cute knitted dress and think " why my gold elastic belt would look most fabulous with this " so I pull at the belt ... What's that? It's stuck? I pull it harder... Next thing I know it flicks put of the closet and the buckle hits me in the throat. I die.
Suffice to say I'm interested to see how today turns out. I also forgot my wallet, rolled my ankle twice and forgot to pack my lunch.
Sometimes I am too awesome for words.
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